Two guys at a party and one of em says he can tell where a man went to school by just watching him and listening to him for a few minutes. The other says horse poop and they make a bet.
Second guy picks an individual out of the crowd and the other guy watches him and listens for a couple of minutes and sayd, "That guy went to yale".
"How do ya know"?
"Well, every stitch of clothing is a perfect match and a perfect fit. Not a missed button, a mis aligned crease or a loose thread anywhere. Nobody dresses like a Yale man but a Yale man.
They asked and sure enough, he was a Yale graduate.
A second man was selected and watched for a few minutes. The guy says, "That guy is a Harvard man."
"How do you know"?
"If ya listen to him speak, he is so eloquent. No one talks like a Harvard man but a Harvard man.
They asked and sure enough he was a Harvard man.
A third man was selected and watched for a few minutes. "That right there is a man from the (insert your most unfavorite team here).
How do you know?
I saw his senior ring while he was pickin his nose.
Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!
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