SEE ... I told you guys that Aggies are big-hearted people who are able to laugh at themselves. Good on you, Professor!
Oh ... I see from the photo that you acted on the suggestion to shave your butt and walk backwards ... muchas gracias, amigo ... the women and children of the DFW Metroplex appreciate your cooperation very much!
B.
P.S. A man knows how much he is truly appreciated by the amount of shit he is forced to endure from his friends. Gig 'Em!

The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence