LOL - not to worry, B'. The only time I carry that AK is when on scouting trips to Ak - in a vain attempt to find someone living there who isn't related to their neighbours.
The AK-47 ? Oh that's cuz they tend to get a lil tetched when asked about their blood lines.

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