Late one night in the White House bedroom, stressed-out Obama is tossing and turning restlessly....
(Our graceful and glamorous First Lady's lifelong battle with flatulence may have been at issue here)
Suddenly he sits-up to see the ghost of George Washington standing before him!
So Barack asks, "George, what's the best thing I can do to help the country?"
"Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did," Washington advises, then fades away~
The next night, Obama is astir again, and sees the ghost of Thomas Jefferson moving through the darkened bedroom....
O'bummer calls out, "Uh, Tom... please! What is the best thing I could do to help the country?"
"Respect the Constitution, like I did," Jefferson advises as he slowly dims from sight...
Barack still isn't sleeping well the 3rd night when he sees yet another figure moving in the shadows, and low and behold, there stands the spirit of his avowed hero, Abraham Lincoln...
Obama pleads: "President Lincoln, what is the best thing I can do right now... to help the country?"
Honest Abe says: "Go see a play."
http://reaganiterepublicanresistance.blogspot.com/2011/07/late-one-night-in-white-house-bedroom.html
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You mean to say that Moochelle is not only butt-ugly as hell, but she's gaseous, as well???!!! WHOA ... Wookie farts ... no wonder BHOzo is increasingly appearing to be under the influence of narcotics. 
