Hey, I'll take a PEARL any day of the week - not the 'lite' stuff though.
Although .... if push came to shove amongst the 'lites' - Pearl Lite's not that bad.
Howsomever, I'll go thirsty before I EVER drink a 'Coors lite' - ya know what we Texans call Coors and Coors Lite.
Coors - cow piss.
Coors Lite - watered down cow piss.

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