beldin
...which reminds me of the way the pacific ocean got it's name.
Seems that Balboa and a group of Spaniards stood on the California shore of a vast new ocean they found at the end of a long and perilous journey.
"What shall we call this vast new ocean we found at the end of a long and perilous journey"? Says one of Balboa's men.
"We shall call it, 'The vast new ocean we found at the end of a long and perilous journey'" says Balboa
"Nah, ya gotta be more SPECIFIC".

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!