beldin
My choice of weapons? Nerf balls at a hundred yards!!!
...once here in the great state of Georgia, a politician challenged another politician to a duel. The person challenged chose the weapons. He said they should stand at different ends of a pig pen and throw pig crap at each other with a shovel until one of em cries uncle. The Challenger declined.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!