Hmmm - Take it that was for tornado alerts ?
The sirens at all the local fire stations were going off like crazy for about half an hour here.
My dogs DEFINITELY do not like those sirens - they are incredibly loud and scare the ever-loving-crap out of those little guys.
Damn sirens don't do a whole hell of a lot of good without some type of announcement telling people what the hell the sirens are about. They DO have a 'voice system' that is just as loud and obnoxious as the sirens - but it never gets used - except for endlessly repeating crap in English and Spanish at maximum volume (again, extremely upsetting to the animals) telling us 'this is just a test - in the case of an emergency we will tell you to bend over and kiss your sweet ass good-bye'.
Pardon me - But frankly - I don't give a damn about all these warnings. What damn good are they ?
This place was a hell of a lot more enjoyable when there wasn't any 'civilization' and 'guvmint out to protect us' within miles of here. Did just fine without their help prior to that - and would do whole hell of a lot better without their 'hep' (sic) now.
Time to move my ass out of here.
Finally, brethren, whatsoever things are true, whatsoever things are honest, whatsoever things are just, whatsoever things are pure, whatsoever things are lovely, whatsoever things are of good ...
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