The bit about the Mexico's claim to the 'North Bank' (of the Rio Grande) is of course parody...brilliant...but not really reported on Reuters. The comments at the original link are entertaining.
After a week of rain here, it's a beautiful day for the world to end. The air is filled with smell of fresh-cut grass and the drone of mowers as I await the Rapture.
I'll do the lawn here in record time with my new machine.

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