Whatsamatta, yer majesty ... yer concubine experiment not workin' out for ya? When ya started yer search, one of yer main criteria was "well endowed." But, remember ... I specifically warned ya not to look at "well endowed" from the wrong angle ...

Did ya listen to me? Aw, hell no. Apparently, that gap in her front teeth mesmerized ya. 'Course, when it came to the winner of yer heart, Stacey ... there are no angles at all ...

... other than the one yer tryin' to use to pawn her off on poor ol' Gropey Joe.

Have you no sense of decency, frog king?! Doesn't poor ol' Joe have enough problems as it is without you dumpin' Stacey on him?