ROTFLMAO!
NYT busts out some eyebrow-raising phrasing to defend accused sexual predator Joe Biden's relative scarcity
http://twitchy.com/sarahd-313035/2020/04/29/nyt-busts-out-some-eyebrow-raising-phrasing-to-defend-accused-sexual-predator-joe-bidens-relative-scarcity/
Aside from his cringetastic virtual town halls, Joe Biden's been relatively scarce lately. But for what it's worth, New York Times Editorial Board member Michelle Cottle thinks that's probably for the best. Because, you know, Donald Trump doesn't need Biden's help making Trump look bad:
Michelle Cottle ~ Do anyone *really* think it's a good idea for Biden to be more out front right now?

"Do anyone really think ..."??? Try "does," Michelle. And as for the title of your ridiculous puff piece ... well ... Uncle Gropey is "lurking," eh? Ya better keep him locked up in his basement! BWHA HA HA HA HA HA!!!

Yes, lurking is much better than hiding. Especially when we're talking about Joe Biden.
Stephen L. Miller ~ So you guys really went with "lurking" right now huh.
Chuck Ross ~ A guy accused of sexual assault lurking in a basement ... maybe not the look this NYT writer was going for.
China is lying ~ Accused Sexual Predator Lurks in Shadows
Let The Hildabeast venture down "Lurking" Uncle Gropey's basement stairs ... Bill won't mind.
