Emergency Covid 19 Announcement!
...Today was my wifes birthday. I bought her a set of hair clippers to
cut my hair with Cause my barber shop hasn't reopened yet.

...the emergency announcement is don't let ya wife / girlfriend cut ya
hair when she's pissed off.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!