Any "No PR Act" worth its salt would include a provision whereby Senator Chuck Schumer is prohibited from coming within 50 yards of a microphone. Hell, a microphone can be 5 miles away from Chuckie and his noxious mouth will zero in on it like a heat-seeking missile within a nanosecond.

The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence