...this guy is an osteopath.
Osteopathic medicine
Osteopathic medicine is a branch of the medical profession practiced primarily in the United States, but has also spread to 85 other countries, with universities throughout Europe and Asia, and including Australia, New Zealand and Canada. The Doctor of Osteopathic Medicine degree in the United States is equivalent to the Doctor of Medicine degree and allows medical doctors to practice medicine and surgery in all 50 states. Outside the U.S., a degree in osteopathy is more similar to physical therapy, and exists as an allied health profession.
...he works in one of them Emergency Care Convenience Stores. Ya can buy a slurpy in his office I bet.
Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!