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http://twitchy.com/brettt-3136/2020/04/25/politico-everyone-in-lansing-admires-gov-gretchen-whitmers-skills-and-just-about-everyone-likes-her/
Anyone in the United States who thinks the coronavirus lockdown has led to an unconstitutional power-grab by local and state governments can handily point to Michigan and Gov. Gretchen Whitmer as an example of bureaucratic overreach. She's cracked down on landscaping, gardening, golfing, traveling from one home you own to another, and buying nonessentials like seeds and paint and car seats. ("Life-sustaining" abortion is exempt, of course.) Sheriffs have announced they won't enforce her overreaching executive orders. She's said that she's not going to sign any bill that takes authority away from her.
She's also lobbying hard for Joe Biden's vice president position and never misses a TV appearance.
You'd think there are people in Lansing who don't appreciate her governing style, seeing as there was an #OperationGridlock protest in front of the capital. But according to a fawning piece in Politico Magazine, you can't find anyone in Lansing, Democrat or Republican, who doesn't admire Whitmer's skills.
POLITICO ~ In Lansing, you cannot find anyone, Republican or Democrat, on the record or off, who does not admire the skills of the state's 49th governor. Moreover, just about everyone likes her. She is genuine, secure, quick to give a hug or share a dirty joke.
WOW ... she's the perfect running mate for Uncle Joe Gropey ... 'cuz he loves to tell dirty jokes to all the young ladies around him while he is giving them an unwanted hug.
Did Politico actually talk to people before writing this puff piece?
It's one thing to be 15 months into your first term and suddenly blindsided by a rampaging disease the likes of which no living politician has encountered; to be thrust into worldwide renown by virtue of a beef with the president and a rising body count in your backyard; to know that your every flinch and syllable are being judged by citizens today and history tomorrow.
It's another thing to realize, all the while, that you're auditioning for the job of vice president.
Funny how much praise Democratic governors with "a rising body count" in their backyards receive; Gov. Andrew Cuomo is poised to take over the nomination from Joe Biden, who very likely might tap Whitmer for his vice president if he doesn't drop out.
DeWayne Spell ~ Is this a parody account?
Lisa Boothe ~ Was this written by her press secretary?
Anonynurse Practitioner ~ Blink twice if you're being held against your will. ...
Doug E Fresh ~ 200,000 Michigan residents have signed a Governor Whitmer recall petition. The legislature is voting to strip her emergency powers. But yea, @politico. Whatever.
Aldous Huxley's Ghost ~ Well, that explains all the protesters! ...
Razor ~ Hated Woman Who Draws Ire of Protesters Actually Loved By All
Razor ~ "SHE IS ADMIRED BY EVERYONE"
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Mediazilch ~ Keep pumping. Your inflatable love doll is almost ready to use. ...
AJ ~ The best ass kissing article I ever read. ...
jsparker3 ~ Gee, I can't quite figure out why people think journalists are clowns. ...
Kara Fetch ~ Bwhahahahaha!! This article is written by @TimAlberta, a smug little man who carries a huge amount of hatred and a tight, little hard-on for @POTUS @realDonaldTrump every waking moment. Believe me, there's not much love for #Michigan's ice queen, @GovWhitmer. ...
Viva La Vida! ~ Wow, I didn't realize @politico was this bad. I mean this is really bad. This is absolute gaslighting.
DanCamm ~ Yes, @politico, there's NO ONE in Lansing who doesn't love the governor as much as you do. Thanks for confirming that you're as hacky as the rest of the media.
Boko Harambe ~ There were literal armed protests against her draconian measures in Lansing this week.
Derriere Detecto ~ Literally everyone hates this woman which is why they are trying to take away her power.
Maleficentelphaba ~ Nice deflection. The adults are talking about the dictator in Michigan. ...
coronamike-Text Trump to 88022 ~ Politico trying to rally behind another power hungry tyrant democrat because they know her constituents have had enough of her.
Wisconajb ~ Being a jack booted tyrant is a skill?
realPierreDelecto ~ Guess this is the type of journalism that comes when journalists work from home ... in New York. ...
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence
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