"The Slobber Chops Massage Parlor, EATERY & Brothel?"
Hmmm ... "eatery"? I wonder what ya can get to eat there, eh? Knowin' ribit ... an ex-cop ... they probably has doughnuts, right?

The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence