"As mayor of toadsuck I am considering closing the toadsuck museum and the cultural arts center, not to mention symphony hall."
Yeah, but ... what 'bout the 'stablishment ya set up to be a shrine to Uga ... The Slobber Chops Massage Parlor & Brothel? Shirley yer NOT gonna close that down, are ya???!!!

The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence