...the dreaded covid 19 has struck in toadsuck Georgia, one of the cultural centers of the South. My next door neighbor's mother who is in a nursing home has been diagnosed with same. Neighbor has not been able to visit her for over a month. She was in quarantine to protect her from the covid virus.
...as mayor of toadsuck I am considering closing the toadsuck museum and the cultural arts center, not to mention symphony hall.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!