A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
From the Florida Department of Environmental Protection
While the Florida beaches are set to reopen ... until further notice ... due to the continued threat of the Chinese Virus ... all women who wish to access the beach are hereby ordered to remove their bikini bottoms and use them as a face covering. Thank you for your cooperation.

The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence