"Unless Beldin finds a snapshot of Frankenstein in a speedo. THAT picture might convince her.'
De, I IMPLORE you ... do. not. give. me. any. ideas! I'm a wizard with very little willpower. And, with ribit as my official conscience ... YOU'RE SCREWED!!! Besides, I really, really don't want to go searching the Internet for this guy in a speedo, don'tcha know!

The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence