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Kathy believes it will be several weeks before she is allowed to go home. When she is, she is saying that she'll be assigned a physical therapist and a home health aide. In anticipation of her emancipation, of sorts, she is ready to start the process of interviewing for her home health aide. Her basic requirements are: (1) male, (2) tall, (3) good looking, (4) 28 years of age - give or take a year or two, and (5) has expertise in the arts of the Kama Sutra.

I realize youse guys are jest a tad on the higher side of 28, BUT if any of you want to apply for this position ... jest do what everyone else does on their resume ... LIE yer ass off!

Oh, and ribit ... you can't apply ... Stacey won't survive long enough to become Vice President if you are not there to give her your constant attentions. 




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Okay, heard back from Kathy ...
By: Beldin
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Thu, 16 Apr 20 9:32 PM
Msg. 59063 of 62138

"Just got back from physical therapy. I am in Las Ventanas acute skilled nursing facility since last Friday. I broke my ankle in two places - not one. I have to wear this ten-pound boot on my right foot and leg. Very difficult to get around - as if I have anywhere to go. The three places I have been are all on lockdown. The mailman is not allowed in. The ambulance driver has to have his temperature taken each and every time he goes into a building. There are no computers here. That would entertain me, here and there, but it's a no go. They hide the walker and wheelchair so you have to ring the call button for help. If you are a fall risk, you cannot do one thing without help. They identify you by color. I am completely in yellow."


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