http://twitchy.com/gregp-3534/2020/04/15/lololol-iran-says-it-invented-a-magnetic-device-that-can-detect-coronavirus-within-a-100-meter-radius/
LOLOLOL.
Does anyone believe this thing actually works? But it's "great news" says the totally believable blue-check journo based in Tehran:
Syed Zafar Mehdi ~ #Iran's IRGC unveils a homegrown magnetic device that can detect every #Covid_19 case within a 100-meter radius. No blood samples required anymore for diagnosis. Great news.
This "new" device is reminiscent of Iran's past bogus invention to find bombs, which "were actually just US-made golf ball locators":
Lachlan Markay ~ Iran has unveiled a fake coronavirus detection device that looks a whole lot like its fake bomb detection devices of a few years ago, which were actually just US-made golf ball locators.
Someone please ask Dr. Fauci about Iran's miracle "bipolar virus" machine. PLEASE:
Heshmat Alavi ~ No joke. #Iran-Senior IRGC officials say their "scientists" have invented a new remote device that uses a "magnetic field" with a "bipolar virus inside" that can detect the novel #coronavirus "within 100 meters" & has "+80% accuracy."
Me: (speechless) ...

But wait, "there's more"! Iran hopes to increase the effective range out to 500 meters:
Heshmat Alavi ~ There's more ...
IRGC official claims:
- No other device like this in the world
- Completely made inside Iran
- We can even increase the speed & range, up to 500 meters
- Can detect virus from inside a moving vehicle.
What a clown show.
I'm sure the Democrat "brain trust" will want to pay Iran billions and billions of dollars for this new invention of theirs.



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