I hear the Alabama fans are sayin' this whole Chinese Virus thingy is jest one BIG conspiracy designed to prevent the Crimson Tide from whoopin' the Georgia Bulldogs in the 2020 SEC Championship game. But ... then again ... that came from an anonymous source, so maybe 'Bama fans aren't really that big into conspiracy theories, either.

The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence