The Queens Song! (England, not toadsuck)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sThuGZcEtuU
King and Queen of Toadsuck Georgia Song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgw_yprN_-w

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!