HER DIARY:
Tonight I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to
meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day
long so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but
he made no comment on it. Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested
that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed, but he didn't
say much. I asked him what was wrong; he said, 'Nothing.' I asked him
if it was my fault that he was upset. He said he wasn't upset, that it
had nothing to do with me, and not to worry about it. On the way home,
I told him that I loved him. He smiled slightly, and kept driving. I
can't explain his behavior. I don't know why he didn't say, 'I love
you, too.' When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely,
as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there
quietly, and watched TV. He continued to seem distant and absent.
Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed. About 15
minutes later, he came to bed. To my surprise, he responded to my
caress, and we made love. But I still felt that he was distracted, and
his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep - I cried. I don't
know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone
else. My life is a disaster.
HIS DIARY:
Motorcycle wouldn't start today. Can't figure it out, but at least I got laid

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!