http://twitchy.com/dougp-3137/2020/04/03/yeah-umm-about-that-kirstie-alleys-pandemic-concerns-differ-greatly-from-gwyneth-paltrows/
Paltrow is SO constantly, unintentionally HILARIOUS! She truly has absolutely no clue that, whenever she opens her yap in public, she confirms to everyone, in no uncertain terms, that she is a total MORON.
There are some celebs who really know how to stay relatable at times like these, and those who have a little harder time doing so. Here's one that leans more to the latter:
Daily Mirror ~ Gwyneth Paltrow hints she's sexually frustrated in isolation as she talks to intimacy coach with husband Brad.
BWHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! Gwyneth, you are complaining ... IN FRONT OF YOUR HUSBAND ... that you are sexually frustrated while sheltering in your palatial home with your two teenagers. REALLY?! Well, that could be because you married a typical libtard male ... a pajama boy whose balls haven't dropped, yet. ROTFLMAO! If you had a real man, he would've immediately turned off the computer session with your "intimacy coach," thrown you over his shoulder, carried you off to a secluded bedroom, and given you the ride of your life. Repeat. Rinse. Repeat. Rinse. Repeat.
Kirstie Alley's focused on different things:
Kirstie Alley ~ Yeah ummmm about that ... I was crying last night because of the economy for people who are REALLY suffering to stay afloat and you know ... all the sick and dying people ... but ok ok.
Excellent comment, Kirstie, but what ya gotta understand 'bout ol' Gwyneth is ... she is ONLY focused on Gwyneth. But, I'm sure you already know that.
Hey, everybody handles it differently!
Justin ~ Lol. People have had businesses closed for over 2 weeks, but I had no idea Gwyneth was also suffering. This is truly a horrendous virus.
Chris ~ Thank you. At least some stars get it.
Where would somebody even find an "intimacy coach"? Asking for a friend.
Once upon a time, I understand that the Pope was offering consultations in St. Louis. Maybe you can try him, eh?
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence
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