I was standing out by the mailbox this morn and a couple of cops stopped and told me to get back in my house. I couldn't believe it. Right here in America and I couldn't even go to my mailbox.
...one of em said something about putting on some pants before I came back out. Ha! he don't know I am about to win the publishers clearing house sweepstakes and my mail is important, pants or no pants.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!