US man teaching dog how to drive arrested after high-speed chase
http://news.yahoo.com/us-man-teaching-dog-drive-arrested-high-speed-001940478.html
...he was under the influence of alcohol or drugs or both. I know ya don't believe that part.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!