Tom Dempsey, the NFL kicker who held the record for longest made field goal for 43 years, has contracted the coronavirus, longtime league executive Joe Browne said on Twitter.
http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2020/mar/30/tom-dempsey-longtime-nfl-kicker-tests-positive-cor/
...it was against the Detroit Lions. Alex Karas appeared on the Johnny Carson show and told a really funny story about it, but it was one of them "you had to see it for yourself" for it to be funny.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!