Gold on Paper is worth about.....
Sorted residential papers (PS 56) dropped again, now trading in the $18-per-ton range.
http://resource-recycling.com/recycling/2019/04/16/recycled-paper-prices-fall-further/
...I mighta dropped a decimal somewhere but as best I can figure it is worth almost zilch point schitt.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!