...suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem. On the other hand it can be a bit annoying to spend 24X7 with someone who knows your every flaw and doesn't mind talking about it. I expect that there will be a rash of domestic assaults with varying degrees of success. Me? I been going down in the woods and clearing away brush. Mz ribit was callig about once an hour to see if I was alright and what I was doing. I told her I was diggina a shallow unmarked grave. She has been giving me a wide berth ever since.
I seem to recall a letter that was passed around at work for awhile. Said that everyone should put their name at the bottom of the list on this letter then pack their wife up and send her off to whoever is on top. By the time your name reaches the top you will receive 4 million women and not all of em can be losers.
...just a thought.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!