...woman in the grocery store fixing to go out to her car and there is a young man helping her. He's kinda good lookin so she decides she might want to violate the rules against social distancing with him so she edges up beside him as he pushes her cart full of groceries along. "Ya know, I have an Itchy Pussy" she says.
"You will have to point it out to me mam, all the jap cars look just alike to me.
Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!
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