Nah, sire ... anonymous sources are explaining that Gropey Joe spoke with the leader of Mexico's Sinoloa Cartel. Seems Joe was tryin' to find a job for his son, Hunter, now that he's gonna have to pay child support to that D.C. stripper.

The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence