Dog, excited because owner is home for quarantine, sprains tail from too much wagging
http://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/dog-excited-owner-home-quarantine-sprains-tail-wagging
...capn and all the pooch lovers, this buds for you!

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!