It's Lena Dunham, ribit ... of course she's a cheap slut who's probably been plagued with any number of social diseases during the past ten to fifteen years. She's also fat, ugly, and obnoxious. But, you jest might win the Humanitarian of the Decade Award if you cuddle up to her rolls of lard real nice, whisper sweet nothings into her cauliflower ear, and convince her NOT to ever ... EVER ... take any more nude photos of herself. COME ON, yer majesty ... a great KING is supposed to be beneficent and take good care of his people, after all!

The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence