Corona Virus in Toadsuck Ga
...my nephew (the one who told the joke about his old lady catchin him lookin at porn) and his wife went to the doctor cause they had bad colds. When they walked into the waiting room the girl working the desk went in back, got the doctor and brought him back out. They were immediately put in hospital gowns paper shoes, one of themn hats and a mask. Doctor examined em, took a nasal and a throat swab and sent it off for a virus test. They were taken out the back door of the doctors office. They didn't even want them to walk back thru the waiting room. They are at home now awaiting results of the test.
They are both heavy smokers and she has had respiratory problems since childhood. Next thing is he is a postman. Works mostly businesses. All day long walking into one door after another leaving mail, picking up mail. He could be a regular johhny applesees of corona virus.
HOME DOINGS
I finally finished installing / replacing the last of the old comcast cable boxes and installed also replaced a tv. Put in a LED and replaced one of them old tv's that weighed about as much as a refrigerator. The hardest part was arguing with comcast.
...mz ribit went to the beauty parlor today. They had a spirited conversation about how "SOME PEOPLE" just didn't know how to stay home in a crisis. I kept the old pie hole shut as I have been beaten for pointing out the obvious before.
That's all the news from Toadsuck, unless I think of something else. I bet David Muir is jealous of my talent and skills, not to mention my devilish good looks.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!