Don't count out Hogg jest yet, yer majesty. Word has it that he's got another attention whoring plan in the works ... they say he's developing a sex act with a donkey that he's gonna perform in county fairs across the country. Anonymous sources have inferred that he is the catcher - not the pitcher.

The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence