We ain't talkin' 'bout the free weekly STD test the State of Georgia gives ya fer bein' ol' Stacey's handler, ribit. This is a Wuhan Virus test, MAN! Haven't ya ever heard that ya should NEVER, EVER let a crisis go to waste, eh?!


The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence