Where's he supposed to throw 'em then? Ah. I know. In the fish well / latrine...
...put em in a box, put gift wrapping paper around it, put a ribbon and a card on it, then put it in the front seat of ya car, leave it in the parking lot of a mall with the doors unlocked. The good fairy will take it off your handes.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!