NewZ Flash: Toadsuck Georgie Piggly Wiggly Shortages
Paper products
Milk and Dairy Products
Water, bottled, distilled, purified all of em
...and I don't believe them dumb sumbitches has run
out of Grits. They got that inedible Oatmeal, but no
Grits. Road kills just ain't good without grits.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!