Florida Duo Ignored All That Talk About Social Distancing, Had Sex Outside Hospital
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/flattening-curve/flattening-the-curve-725980
Despite warnings about "social distancing," a couple decided to have sex in public outside a Florida hospital, according to cops who busted the duo on a pair of criminal charges.
As detailed in arrest affidavits, Ann Marie Tucker, 45, and Albert Singletary, 37, were "found to be exposing sexual organs in plain view of the public" across from St. Anthony's Hospital in St. Petersburg.
The pair were flattening the curve one evening "in close proximity to a no trespassing sign," police report. Singletary's "penis, testicles, and buttocks were displayed within view" of nearby citizens, while Tucker's vagina was also on view earlier this month.
"Flattening the curve"???!!!
WOW ... THAT must've been quite a sight!!!
Tucker and Singletary are seen in the above mug shots (Tucker lowered her surgical mask before the photo was snapped). They were each charged with trespassing and exposure of sexual organs, both misdemeanors.
According to court records, Tucker pleaded guilty to both counts and was sentenced to 10 days in the county jail. Singletary, who has been in custody since his arrest, is being held in lieu of $300 bond. There has not been a disposition in his case.
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence
| 
