Nephew tells a joke
One of my nephews, Eugene by name, tells us that his
wife had gone off to the grocery store so he put his
tv over on one of the porn channels while she was gone.
She came back in and he didn't hear her til she was just
waling into the room. He had grabbed the remote and
clicked over to the fishing channel hoping she hadn't
caught him. "Put it Back!" she tells him. "Back on what?
I was just sitting here watching the fishing show!"
"Put it back on the porn channel" she tells
him. You already know how to fish.
Im gonna promote him to prince.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!