...wodka will kill all the germs in your mouth or throat or stomach if ya apply it in liberal doses.
...just an odd thought here, but consider for a moment all the germs that can and are passed around in restaurants. Even them places where they use the touch screens to place your order. They found that almost all of em had feces on em. God only knows what else.
...the waitress comes in and wipes ya table off with a wet rag that she has been carrying around all day long and has wiped of a couple of dozen tables before. Then she takes your order with a pen she is carrying around in her mouth. She takes your order back to the kitchen where she gives it to the cook who just came back from the crapper and didn't wash his hands. The cook fixes the order and places it on a plate that was only half washed in lukewarm water. IMHO restaurant stocks could be big time losers.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!