Good morning Nemo!
2 things.
1. Congrats on the glasses. Your vision went a little bit south due to age. Sorry to break it to you but you ain't no spring chicken anymore... lol!!!! (neither am I and Ribs is almost an aged old rooster)
2. The reason you could not get corrective eye surgery the other day per your post was not because they ain't bad enough. You simply needed to show identification as a DEMOCRAT because everyone with half a brain knows democrats are totally blind and can't see anything. You would have been taken care immediately.