Virus empties public spaces, spreads in US
http://apnews.com/c4778399743b3d4a8692fd0846517bc2
...we have called up the Toadsuck National Guard and had them lay a log across the road to keep everybody out til the crisis is over.
"But how is you gonna get out" a reporter axed us.
"Why would anyone want to leave Toadsuck?"

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!