You're a doctor, right?
...Im a doctor a lawyer a movie star. Im an astronaut and I own this bar.
...one of my pickup lines that never worked for some reason. Mz ribit dragging me out to the car by the ear mighta had somethin to do with it.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!