http://twitchy.com/gregp-3534/2020/02/25/rofl-trojan-condoms-yes-this-is-real-responds-to-a-potential-cancellation-of-the-summer-olympics/
IOC member "Dick Pound" says the Summer Olympics in Tokyo may have to be cancelled because of the coronavirus outbreak:
AP Sports ~ IOC member Dick Pound says Tokyo Olympic organizers have until late May to see if the virus is under control. If not, "you're probably looking at a cancellation."
He's the IOC's longest-serving member, you know:
Eric Schwartz ~ If my name is Richard Pound and I'm the longest-serving member trying to avoid a virus, you're damn right I'm going by Dick Pound.
And here's the response from Trojan condoms on this very important story that could impact millions around the world:
Trojan Brand Condoms ~ We're not sure what he uses, but we use #Magnum on our longest-serving member.
Exit question: Who does Dick Pound speak for?
Ben Fischer ~ So is Dick Pound actually speaking for the people who actually run the Olympics in that interview about canceling Tokyo 2020? Or was that just his educated opinion as one member?
Hey, don't blame us. We didn't name him that:
Icelandic Slegrbombs ~ Dick Pound's parents: "We are going to name our son Richard Pound and everyone's going to take him serious"
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