...I made that part up. It's not a lie, Im just stretching the truth so ya get more of it. My own personal favorite wine is Chateau de Nookie.
...crap, there's really a chateau de nookie.

...exageration is taking a huge asswhippin because of the internet.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!