I read an article that seniors, no offense, are entitled to a free donut with their cawfee. It's not at every location, but you should check to see if you're entitled.
...I can't do that. Neither can I wear my bifocals or my hearing aid. Can't have the hot chicks thinking I am old ya know.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!