Zamboni driver, 42, gets win as emergency goalie for ’Canes
http://apnews.com/0256abafa995501fdf4e31cdfb773c51
...this is a story that will warm ya heart if ya got one.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!